{"id":29759,"date":"2021-07-23T18:46:14","date_gmt":"2021-07-23T10:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.you.co\/sg\/?p=29759"},"modified":"2021-07-27T12:06:31","modified_gmt":"2021-07-27T04:06:31","slug":"weird-taobao-products","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.you.co\/sg\/blog\/weird-taobao-products\/","title":{"rendered":"Buy A Boyfriend On Taobao & 9 Other Weird Things You Never Knew You Needed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

We\u2019ve got instant partners, calf massagers, nose reshapers, smile correctors and even ten-cent poetry!<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Much like Mary Poppins\u2019s carpetbag, Taobao is a magical space that allows you to retrieve anything you could possibly need or want. In some cases, this includes everything that you never even knew existed. Back in 2014, BBC<\/a> found out that vendors on Taobao were renting out boyfriends just for the Chinese New Year. So we thought, why not revisit the site and bookmark a couple of things that just might come in handy in the future. Ready? Let\u2019s go! <\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oddest & Weirdest Things To Buy From Taobao To Singapore: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Your Very Own Onsen <\/strong><\/a><\/li>
  2. Boots That Also Massage Your Calves<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  3. Flatulence In A Bottle<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  4. Smile Corrector<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  5. Nose Reshaper<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  6. English Vocabulary Toilet Paper<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  7. Mona Lisa Fly Swatter<\/strong><\/a><\/li>
  8. Poetry For Sale<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  9. Fish Slippers<\/a><\/strong><\/li>
  10. Virtual Boyfriend<\/a><\/strong><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    1. Your Very Own Onsen <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Dreaming of the onsens in snowy Japan? While a flight ticket and a ski vacation is out of the question, with Taobao\u2019s help, the onsen could<\/em> come over to you. Not only is this tub made of wood, there\u2019s also a headrest and seat inbuilt \u2014 plus a drainage system at the base that does not leak! A happy reviewer even mentioned that they felt like they were in their very own spa! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price:<\/strong> From \u00a53580 (~S$755.60)
    Get yours <\/em>    here<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    2. Boots That Also Massage Your Calves<\/strong> <\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Picture this: You\u2019re home after a long run and you\u2019re yearning for a foot massage, but every parlour in the neighbourhood seems to be closed. You attempt to soothe the aches with your massage gun but to no avail. Enter: Taobao\u2019s calf massagers. You may mistake them for footwear, but these boots aren\u2019t made for walking. Instead, all you gotta do is slip them on and control it all from the comfort of your bed with a remote controller! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price:<\/strong> From \u00a5499 (~S$105.30)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    3. Flatulence In A Bottle<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    No, there isn\u2019t a genie in this bottle. Instead, you\u2019ll find pungent liquified gas in this one. In the product\u2019s description, the vendor even listed revenge as one of the many possible uses of this spray. Is this silly? Yes. Still, if it makes you and your friends laugh \u2014 why the heck not? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price:<\/strong> From \u00a518.80 (~S$4.00)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    4. Smile Corrector<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Have you got Chandler Bing\u2019s smile<\/a>? Perhaps you freeze up every time you take a picture because you just can\u2019t seem to shape your mouth into a photogenic angle. Well, fret not! Taobao\u2019s got your back with this bite-sized smile corrector that will (forcefully) turn any frown into a smile. Oh, they\u2019ve even flavoured each corrector to make the process a little sweeter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price:<\/strong> From \u00a59.90 (~S$2.10)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    5. Nose Reshaper<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    No pain no gain? Think again! Instead of going straight for the knife, Taobao has come up with a less invasive solution for nose-reshaping. For less than S$4 a pop, you can pinch your way to getting Julia Roberts\u2019 nose. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price:<\/strong> From \u00a518 (~S$3.80)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    6. English Vocabulary Toilet Paper<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Here\u2019s a cheaper solution to all your vocabulary woes. Grab a bunch of these rolls the next time you step onto the throne and you\u2019ve got yourself a convenient toilet read! When you\u2019re done, simply flush it all down the toilet and you\u2019re ready for the next set. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price:<\/strong> From \u00a57.60 (~$1.60)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    7. Mona Lisa Fly Swatter<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    There\u2019s now a reason to smile, even while we\u2019re stuck indoors. Thanks to this fly swatter, you can enjoy a masterpiece and<\/em> a pest-free zone! It even stands up on its own for easy grabbing, plus doubles up as decor on your side table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price: From \u00a537.70 (~S$8.00)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    8. Poetry For Sale <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Bookmark this vendor\u2019s Taobao store for moments when words escape you. Think birthday cards, get-well-soon wishes, thank you notes and even condolences \u2014 at just 10 cents a poem, you\u2019ll never have to deal with writer\u2019s block again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price: <\/strong>From \u00a50.50 (~S$0.10)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    9. Fish Slippers<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buying<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Keep pool day fun with these fish slippers. Included in the stall\u2019s description, the design concept revolves around the idea of a fresh fish gutted and deboned. So now you can slip your feet into a smooth base that is also anti-slip! Better yet, thanks to its gaping mouth, you can now show your latest pedicure. These slippers come in green, silver and red.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Price: From \u00a58.70 (~S$1.80)
    Get yours <\/strong>    here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    10. A Virtual Boyfriend <\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Are you unable to find your soulmate because of the global lockdown? Perhaps you\u2019re tired of being asked out on masked dates and risking the health of your loved ones back home. Lucky for you, Taobao stores are still providing virtual boyfriends online! According to China Marketing Insights<\/a>, all you need to do is \u201ctype in \u201c\u5c0f\u54e5\u54e5\u201d and contact the store of your choice for a price list of all their virtual boyfriends. Thereafter, take your pick of their boyfriends-for-rent based on their voices, proficiencies<\/em> and, of course, availability. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    The World is Your Oyster on Taobao<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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    \"Buy<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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    Retail therapy is a thing \u2014 so don\u2019t feel too bad splashing some cash on things that may bring you joy. What\u2019s not good is wasting cash on unnecessary bank fees! However, that can be avoided by checking out with your YouTrip Card<\/a> and making full use of our attractive Wholesale Exchange Rates<\/a>! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    If you still haven\u2019t gotten your free YouTrip card, use our special promo code <TAOBAO5<\/strong><\/a>> to sign up and receive a free S$5 in your account! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    For more great Taobao guides like this, subscribe \u2018The Taobao Insider\u2019<\/a>, our free monthly newsletter, for the latest Taobao news, guides, and shopping inspirations delivered right to your inbox!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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